Dem hot girls

I went to Botany Town Centre with my mum yesterday (yes, I am a big boy, thank you for asking) and she bought me some clothes. Two pairs of jeans, two hoodies, and two pairs of socks (which I desperately needed).

Then we went to the Robert Harris cafe and bought some food. Because of Ethan's tonsillitis, he couldn't eat anything that wasn't mushy so we got him some scrambled eggs. He decided to steal a chip and dip it in my tomato sauce (which was half chilli sauce) and his throat started burning. He cried non-stop and was clutching his throat then he ran up to this hot asian girl who worked there and hugged her. She tried everything to calm him down but eventually I got him to shut up. Sometimes I wish I had tonsillitis again...

Happy Easter!

Happy Easter to everybody who celebrates it or gives a shit about it. I got quite a bit of chocolate today which will be gone tomorrow, as usual. I’ll tell you about my day.

I woke up at 10 a.m., tired, walked out into the kitchen and saw some McDonald’s hotcakes. I didn’t even know they sold hotcakes.
Anyway, I pigged out on those and then my mum gave my brother Ethan a lot of chocolate (at least for a three year old) and gave me some too.
I went to my room, raged at my computer, walked out and ate an egg. Ethan started bitching and mum told him he couldn’t have any more chocolate because of his tonsillectomy the other day.

What came next scarred my eardrums for life. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

I gave up, went to my room, raged at my computer again and sat there for hours. Later, Ethan came in with some ‘mail’ (some drawings he’d made) and left.

Ethan's mail

First letter

Second letter

My life is interesting.