Showing posts with label facebook. Show all posts
Showing posts with label facebook. Show all posts

Tuesday, April 24, 2012

Butthurt, as far as the eye can see!

Hey

Apparently I've been taking things too far lately. Well, according to people I hardly even talk to or know. So here's just a little summary of what I've been getting up to.

omq keln lyk ma vidz foa 1 dericshun pls

Yes, those girls that messaged you a few days ago asking for likes on their videos or their friends' videos. I got about ten of them before I finally got annoyed and made a status about it. Check out the screenshots below.

18 people liked it. Good enough
After I posted that status, people started asking me more...

I'll like it soon
I haven't talked to this girl since maybe Year 3



















rilijin iz a tuchy subjict pls ur ofendin mi

Hardcore religious people love to get offended. I don't know why but they do.
I'm not friends with this guy; this is a cropping of my friend's screenshot of the status
My friend took a screenshot of this guy's status and posted it to Facebook. Of course it was aimed at me (and a few of my Year 12 and above friends). I commented on the photo saying this:
His profile picture is him in the mirror with his tablet


Yay, I'm popular!

Okay, have a good night, talk to you tomorrow, etc.

Monday, April 9, 2012

Sick

I’m sick again. If my internet wasn’t capped this morning, I was going to watch 4minute’s new music video for Volume Up. Oh well.

Time for a rage because I’m in the mood.

Cancer photos on Facebook
Get them off. You’re not helping anybody, you’re wasting my internet and I really couldn’t give a fuck if they have cancer or not. If they had cancer, liking a photo wouldn’t help. Don’t say, “Oh, but I’m praying for them so you’re just being mean.” If you want to pray for them, do it in your own home or local church.

Another thing: don’t call them beautiful or heroes just because they have cancer. If they’re ugly, they’re ugly. If they’re beautiful, they’re beautiful. Imagine if you had cancer and before it, people called you fat and ugly, but after it, they called you beautiful, you’d feel insecure. You’d know they were just trying to make you feel better about your bad luck.

Don’t go around calling people ‘heartless’ for calling the cancer victims ugly. The only thing it shows is that you can’t live in the real world. You can’t deal with put-downs and boo-boos and losing your fucking dummy.

Society today sickens me. When I was younger, we were allowed to climb trees. We threw rocks at each other for fun. Now what do we have? We have a bubble-wrapped society that believes in ‘equality’. Let’s look at the past to see how equality has benefited us. Communism is equality. That means your Nike shoes are the product of equality, and not the product of a bunch of kids trapped in a building forced to work for 0.01% of minimum wage.

Another example of how equality has served us so well: gender discrimination. Because of equality, a white man will get prison time for hitting a black woman. Now that’s fair, isn’t it? Hold on, we’ll switch the situation around. If that same black woman had hit the white man, he’d still get prison time. Why? Self-defence, of course. Now that’s the true meaning of equality.

Let’s get back to the point. Liking a photo of a cancer victim on Facebook won’t help. Hell, it even makes you look like a hard-out fundamentalist. Leave that shit alone. Donate to a charity or give some money to a kid with cancer personally.

END OF RANT