Just an update. Oh, also some Pokémon! (´･ω･`)

Yo, it's been a while!

Gearing up for clear piss tonight, boiz!

Okay, just an update. Today I did the Cross Country and I'm as unfit as a fat man in McDonald's, if that's a valid simile. It's funny because I'm supposed to be fit. Anyway, over the past few days I haven't done much but play Pokémon HeartGold Version, read the Pokémon Adventures manga and laugh at this hilarious five-part story from a little place called 2channel:

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Part 1 • Part 2 • Part 3 • Part 4 • Part 5

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There was also another story but I haven't finished reading it yet so you don't get to hear about it (´･ω･`)
That fucking emoticon...

(´･ω･`)

Onto the Pokémon!

Let me think of an innuendo...

Fuck yeah, 1 HP! You know how that happened.

Speaking of Pokémon, I traded my [friend's brother's] Pokémon Crystal game with my playgrounds-and-stuffz friend for Donkey Kong Land and Bubble Bobble for the Game Boy. I'm pretty sure she said that Donkey Kong Land is fake. It sure looks fake.

Okay, bye.

u r 1 cheeky cunt mate i swear i swear on my mums lyf i will fucking wreck u

Butthurt, as far as the eye can see!

Hey

Apparently I've been taking things too far lately. Well, according to people I hardly even talk to or know. So here's just a little summary of what I've been getting up to.

omq keln lyk ma vidz foa 1 dericshun pls

Yes, those girls that messaged you a few days ago asking for likes on their videos or their friends' videos. I got about ten of them before I finally got annoyed and made a status about it. Check out the screenshots below.

18 people liked it. Good enough

After I posted that status, people started asking me more...

I'll like it soon

I haven't talked to this girl since maybe Year 3

rilijin iz a tuchy subjict pls ur ofendin mi

Hardcore religious people love to get offended. I don't know why but they do.

I'm not friends with this guy; this is a cropping of my friend's screenshot of the status

My friend took a screenshot of this guy's status and posted it to Facebook. Of course it was aimed at me (and a few of my Year 12 and above friends). I commented on the photo saying this:

His profile picture is him in the mirror with his tablet

Yay, I'm popular!

Okay, have a good night, talk to you tomorrow, etc.

First day back at school. Yay.

First day back at school today. Okay then.

I went to sleep at 4 a.m. after doing all my homework and playing Pokémon HeartGold for a few hours.

RED GYARADOS, BIATCH!

Mum had to wake me up at 6:50 a.m. which is funny because I usually wake up at 5:45 a.m.

10 minute shower, massive rage to sort backpack out, still can't find my glasses.

Well, I hope tomorrow is better.

Here's my Formspring account that I've just started using again if anyone's interested. So yeah.

That's it. Mum's raging right now saying, "Kelyn, you've got to go to bed soon!"

It's funny because it's 9:25 p.m. and I go to sleep at 2:00 a.m.

I don't get this logic.

I don't get this logic either. Yes, rage at me, Big Bang fans

I've just started reading this book by Dean Koontz called The Key to Midnight. It's set in Japan and so far it's very interesting. The last book of his that I read was called From the Corner of His Eye and it was 768 pages long. I enjoyed it thoroughly.

Have a good night and go to bed soon!

Pokémon!

Pokémon Gold and Yellow Versions

My Game Boy Color

Pokémon. I love it. The first game I ever played was Pokémon Gold Version and ever since then, I've played every version there is. Today I'm going to compare how they show Kanto and Johto. Screenshots are actual size.

First Generation

Pokémon Red/Blue/Green Version

The name entry screen

I'm playing the SNES

Route 1

Wild Pokémon battle

YE BOI

Scratch that bitch!

Pokémon Red and Blue (Green if you're Japanese) Versions were the first two Pokémon games ever. They had the first 151 pokemon from Bulbasaur to Mew and revolutionised gaming forever

Just shopping

Original Pokédex

Trainer card

Pokémon Center

Pokémon Center second half

I never really played these games—I played Pokémon Yellow Version instead. Regardless, I get massive nostalgia from playing these. The most popular thing about them is the glitches (which can lead to being able to catch all the Pokémon without trading at all).

Pokémon Yellow Version

This was the game Nintendo made to follow the anime storyline. There are a few subtle differences between this and the previous three versions. The main difference is that you are forced to choose Pikachu when you start (Pikachu are such annoying Pokémon) and the Pikachu doesn't like Poké Balls so it follows you around. The graphics are enhanced a bit too because Yellow Version includes compatibility for the Game Boy Color which came out around that time. I got my Pokémon Yellow from my friend along with my Game Boy Color and a few other games.

Pallet Town

Playing SNES again

Route 1

Wild Pokémon battle

YE BOI

FUCK RATTATA!

Just shopping

Print option for GB Printer

Trainer card

Pokémon Center

Pokémon Center second half

Town Map of Kanto

Second Generation

Pokémon Gold/Silver/Crystal Version

Pokémon Gold Version was the first Pokémon game I ever played. I can finish it (not catching all the Pokémon, obviously) within a few hours. Its replay value is infinite for me as I remember picking this game up at six or seven years old and becoming absolutely hooked.

Pokémon Gold, Silver and Crystal Versions introduce a new region to the Pokémon world called Johto while still keeping the one from the previous generation (Kanto). They also add a real-time clock and a day and night cycle which brings different Pokémon at certain times of day and sometimes even certain days.

Gold and Silver Versions were the first released then later Crystal Version came out with the new option of playing as a female character. It also brought the Battle Tower into the series.

The new time feature

Oh, come on...

Yes...

Really?

The name entry screen

Telling my mum what's up

It's night time!

Wild Pokémon battle

The new Pokédex layout

My room

Rival battle

He's going down

Mum's in the kitchen

Just shopping

Still just shopping

Trainer card

Gym badges

Pokémon Center

Pokémon Center second floor

Second floor second half

Gym leader battle

Onix's Pokédex entry

Onix's Pokédex entry still

Pokégear main screen

Pokégear Town Map of Johto

Pokégear Town Map of Kanto

Pokégear phone

Pokégear radio

Third Generation

Pokémon FireRed/LeafGreen Version

Pokémon FireRed and LeafGreen Versions are Pokémon Red and Green Versions updated for the Game Boy Advance. I haven't played them much so I'm not as experienced with them.

The name entry screen

I'm playing with the NES

Route 1

Wild Pokémon battle

YE BOI

Scratch that bitch!

Just shopping

The improved original Pokédex

Trainer card

Trainer card back

Pokémon Center

Pokémon Center second floor

Town Map of Kanto

Teachy TV for new players

Fourth Generation

Pokémon HeartGold/SoulSilver Version

I'm playing this game right now and it's a very impressive upgrade to the gameplay of Pokémon Gold Version although the Pokégear phone keeps ringing and it's annoying the hell out of me. It's always that same Youngster Joey too, talking about how his Rattata is in the top percentage of Rattata. Fuck off, Joey.

The name entry screen

FUCK OFF, JOEY

NO, I WAS SLEEPING. FUCK OFF

AGAIN, JOEY? IT'S 1 A.M.

OKAY, JOEY

JOEY, I'M GETTING ANGRY

FUCK OFF, JOEY

It's night time!

Wild Pokémon battle

The new Johto Pokédex

Pretty cool layout

My room

Watching TV

Just shopping

Trainer card

Trainer card side 2

Pokémon Center

Pokémon Center upstairs

Pokémon Center downstairs

Pokégear phone

Pokégear Town Map of Johto

Pokégear radio

The red Gyarados

Caught it

Double battle against Team Rocket

Team Rocket's Electrode thingy

This concludes one of many showcases of Pokémon games. The next few won't be this long, I hope.